yeah I kinda wanted to see some funny comments... I didn't imagine it would be his popular though ahah.

I got the jist of it.

Manner of speech, my friend.

And I realized as I posted that you brits are well known for their satire... and that you were pulling my leg.
I'm just used to taking crap from this map, and I enjoy dishing it out too.

If you're making an attack on how intelligent I am, I assure you, and I hope I'm not seeming arrogant, that I'm quite above average.
Humour says little about someone's intelligence.

That's from two or three years ago, man!
I was actually really happy, it's just I was concentrating on keeping up with the other guy because I didn't know any of those songs.

If you're looking for better media sources, listen to the radio or read magazine articles and newspapers of a wide range of opinions. The radio usually tells you what's actually going on and not the bullshit on TV. Magazines/newspapers are probably the most biased but the people writing them have a salary low enough to care what happens. Get magazines/newspapers of all views and you're set.
Personally, I go through CBC radio, MacCleans, the Walrus, and Adbusters (always need that ultra-liberal touch to see things through another's eyes).
Remember that most of the American news medias are in the corporation's wallets... like NBC is owned by General Electrical. So obviously they're not going to report on anything that may hurt their interests.
Obama FTW.

If I ever actually get my hands on that, I most certainly will.
I'm a fan of German bier but I think I'll make a trip to Oregon some day, seems like my purse and my taste buds will be happy.
Maybe not my liver.

Yeah from what I know of it Oregon's cool.
Don't you guys have lots of cool micro-breweries?

Claymore we can go backpacking pretty much anywhere in Europe and feel safe. If Americans go anywhere east of Poland, you're pretty much guaranteed to find trouble.
I met Americans in Europe using the Canadian flag just to feel safe.

Kovalev's plays like a Canuck anyways, hell he plays for the Canadiens he half counts as one of us.
But the rest of those russians... they're not hockey players their figure skaters.

I'm going after both americans and canadians here too.

peace.
Meant as a joke because of some of the wars we've been in.

mad mk66, remember that this is Pinkbike and that the comments don't reflect anything but some internet opinions, which are worthless and fake anyways.
I am sorry if I offended anyone, I didn't want anyone to take it seriously at all, it was kind of meant for Canadians with the same smug patriotism as I have, which is that we love are country because it has all kinds of oddities and faults (like going into crisis over hockey).
I really do try to be as open as I can without sacrificing who I am, like I've said it's really a self-critique of the country.
If I renamed the Nazi bit "bier" would you be happier?

Well we are pretty proud of our country, whatever there is to be proud of. Last time I checked American comedians were commenting on how Americans thought the USA was so much better then the rest of the word.
In the end we're all from countries which have differing qualities that make up the world's qualites. Further we're all proud of our countries culture and have every right to think that our culture is *the best* in a joking manner.
We criticize because we have a very large and powerful neighbour to the south of us which we don't always agree with and who is going through some large growing pains right now. That doesn't mean we don't like the USA. If we didn't like the USA then we wouldn't even go to the movie theatre, because all that's there is American movies.
So calm down and don't take such large offense because it's not at all indicative of the Canadian people's perspective on things, in fact it is more a self-critique of Canada then a critique of the world itself from a Canadian stand-point.

That's the thing - portraying the rest of the world as a poop and then declaring Canada the land of "Hockey, Beer and Peace" if anything insults us, which half the point.

No Windsor Nova Scotia.

Yeah I made some of it, my idea actually, posted it on Uncyclopedia and some people added mor to it.
My mind is free, I view everywhere in the world as beautiful. I used to laugh at those "America's map of the world" maps and laugh, and so I made a new one.
I've been to Europe and I know it's not nazi-town, don't worry we all know Germany is a bomb place, I'm moving their some day.
I didn't write that bit, by the way.

How are we known for draft dodgers, and we don't actually kill baby seals - do some research.
I could understand idiots and hockey. If your trying to be insulting please don't, my map wasn't trying to insult. It more insults Canada, showing off our stereotypes.
It's satire man.

I think the correct term is "Frogs".
And we're actually for the most part descenedants of you, the British, we just happen to have a provinc of 7 millionish french people.
It's called heterogenous history.

no he's a newfoundlander, by!

I do like the states, your guys midwest through to the pacific coast (north of Cali) is really cool.

No one because we'll all be dead.